hooman

A fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times...and also a little slutty.

Damn, that's the third chick hooman hooked with this week!

hooman by Trixy April 1, 2005

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Hooman

A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.

Hooman is a good sport.

Hooman by Raven cloak January 2, 2018

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A man with a VERY giant penis.

hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night

Hooman by rowfoiowrfjwo October 29, 2010

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A giant penis attached to a would-be law student

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night

Hooman by Skank 1 February 5, 2005

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Hey! Hooman

Hooman by theironman February 18, 2018

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The Word A Alien Thing Uses To Say They Are Human Being

Hello Fellow Hooman beings I am a other Hooman

Hooman by Foffhtt March 23, 2017

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FILTHY STINKING CREATURES ON THIS FLOATING BALL OF FILTH. THEY WILL ALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SQUID ARMY.

OOORAH!!

SQUID AWAY!

"I SUCKED THE JUICE FROM THE WIGGLY HOOMAN"
"THEY ARE SILLY. AAAARRRHHH"

HOOMAN by MatchesMalone November 28, 2009

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