Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020

hooman

A fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times...and also a little slutty.

Damn, that's the third chick hooman hooked with this week!

by Trixy April 1, 2005

Hooman

A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.

Hooman is a good sport.

by Raven cloak January 2, 2018

Hooman

A man with a VERY giant penis.

hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night

by rowfoiowrfjwo October 29, 2010

Hooman

A giant penis attached to a would-be law student

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night

by Skank 1 February 5, 2005

Hooman

A cute way of addressing another human being

Hey! Hooman

by theironman February 18, 2018

Hooman

The Word A Alien Thing Uses To Say They Are Human Being

Hello Fellow Hooman beings I am a other Hooman

by Foffhtt March 23, 2017