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Hoodwinked

When your significant other steals your hoodies without any intention of returning them.
Man, yesterday Shaquanza came over and she totally hoodwinked me!

hoodwinked

A term coined from the latest billion dollar Disney motion picture "Space Buddies". A verb that means to be bamboozled, tricked, or decieved.


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"Yayah...you just got hoodwinked! sucka."
hoodwinked by disney fan February 8, 2009

HOODWINKED

When a perfectly good white girl with a racist Honkey, red neck daddy Falls in love with a light skinned golden brown niggas doggystyle.
Goddammit Heidi, yo daddys been Hoodwinked.
HOODWINKED by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022

Hoodwinked

When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.
I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.
Hoodwinked by Jennathan June 7, 2019

Hoodwinked

When the tip of penis is stuck together while trying to pee..pee squirts like end of pinched hose
Late night piss..hoodwinked..sprayed all over
Hoodwinked by TheMadStoner December 26, 2021

HOODWINKED

When a racist, light skinned golden brown hating. Lil Pink dick mafuka, fat white ex cop from Texas perfectly good daddys girl falls in love wit a golden brown ass, big beautiful lip, pretty hair having nigga.
Goddammit Heidi, I told yiu bout them niggas. Now your pa has been Hoodwinked.
HOODWINKED by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022