HLS

Acronym for Hot Lesbian Sex

Girl: Just the other day i had some HLS with my girlfriend.

by krassalex September 19, 2005

hl

short for half-life

when the fuck is hl 2 comming out

by chemical_bass February 24, 2004

HLS

Hook, line, and sinker. A fishing metaphor used to describe gullible people.

The sheeple are falling for the media's lies hls.

I told Jen we were going to the movies, and she fell for it hls. (goes to party)

by rca April 30, 2013

hls

An acronym used by Eric Bischoff on Monday Night RAW between 2002 and 2005 standing for Hot Lesbian Sex. He had two scantily clad women come down to the ring and kiss and undress each other. When they were down to their scivies, Bischoff or some other wrestling talent would come out and interupt the girls. This would leave the audience disappointed and booing.

Bischoff: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you HLS!"

by Tiph January 23, 2008

HLS

Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.

Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008

HLS

HLS is often described as Hot Lesbian Sex between two or more women.

"Daisy, Emma and Charlotte are really bent they had HLS."

by 123frontrow May 28, 2016

HLS

When you have every Disease known to man kind but yet some how you are still Alive

Those two have HLS.

by LabGirllol November 2, 2017