Help

I'm in a basement, help.

Help me please

by I Dropped The Soap December 27, 2018

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What desperate wives and mothers type into their search engine at 1 AM.

He is snoring again, his incessant chewing wasn’t enough now he’s snoring! The kids are pounding on the floors above, and the little one has screamed she hates me for the umpteenth time... help internet friends please help I’m waving my white flag

by Kitkat72 July 30, 2018

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dude there's a freaking ginormous spider just staring at me please send help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM April 2, 2020

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HELP

a synonym for laughing so hard that you start to grunt and have to hold your hand before your mouth
it can also mean funny confusion or excitement

#someone : omg taylor swift just released a new song
#me : HELP OMG

#someone : picture of danny devito in a spiderman costume
#me HELP

by randypotatohead November 15, 2020

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A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.

That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.

by knowman March 11, 2008

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