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hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.
Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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hepatitic fuck

An insult of the highest quality, used to describe a person so disgusting that a single touch from them could spread a whole basketful of STIs .

Popular variations include "hepatitic wanker" and "hepatitic wazzok".
You seen that Frankie Cocozza on the Xfactor? He is a right hepatitic fuck.
by AnyonrButFrankie October 30, 2011
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hepatitis

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.
want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.
by necro January 10, 2005
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HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS

AIDS AND HEPATITIS of eyes, often caught when away or sick from previous commitments, highly contagious to Dingo's and Jewish people
dude 1: "where is the jewish person today?"
dude 2: "he caught HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS"
by Vearus August 12, 2012
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Hepatitis

It’s the purest form of love
This is hepatitis
by Recreation of all words April 23, 2021
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hepatitis alphabet

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.
He's had many spicy who-res i'll bet he's got the hepatitis alphabet by now!
by JRolph April 24, 2009
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hepatitis syphillaids

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.
Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.
by Robby/God April 19, 2006
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