A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
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#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."
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"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
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“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
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