A phrase for someone or something that is a mess. A combination of the character Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo from South Park and the common Indian name Singh. About 65% of Indians poop in the street due to lack of manners and indoor plumbing, thus the phrase Hankey Singh. If you have a dog that poops in the street, he or she automatically becomes Hankey Singh. The description is more effective when done with the heavy Indian accent.
by Truth Hurts Sometimes January 31, 2018
by Michaelsoft Binbows December 27, 2018
to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head
by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004
by BrandonSnagee May 02, 2006
The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.
by Downstrike June 09, 2004
Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail
by Not a famous vines March 06, 2019
When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.
by Erichscale May 27, 2023