hangnail bitch

The person that lingers there but still hurts you the most, like a piece of hangnail that hangs around but is very painful to yank out; sometimes referred to just hangnail.

Person A: Why are you still texting your ex? Didn't he broke up with you like 2 weeks ago?
Person B: Yeah i know, but it's complicated, i think i still have feelings for him.
Person A: Gurl, block his sorry ass, yank this hangnail bitch out!

by koithecarpfish October 30, 2019

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Hangnail Anus

A scarred rectum - usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful anal sex.

"Yeah, she wanted a rimjob but I am not putting my tongue near that hangnail anus"

"I would ask her for anal but she's probably all scared and shit. Total hangnail anus."

by Zeekology May 24, 2012

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hangnail nip

When one has nipples that seem to angle towards the ground in a saddened fashion.

Damn! Freddie has some hangnail nipples.

by Just1andother December 7, 2016

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Moist hangnail

A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.

Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.

by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023

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Cracker Hangnail

Cracker Hangnail
Cracker Hangnail is a term used in the south for someone of any race dating a white person. Usually it is used jokingly within context of a situation in which someone has said jungle fever or Siagon Headache.

Bob- Look at that woman with that black guy, she has jungle fever
Sally- How do you know that he doesn't have Cracker Hangnail?

by Jessica A. January 8, 2009

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