haj

1. The holy journey to Mecca. It is an act of worship (pilgrimage). It usually gives a great spiritual boost to the pilgrim.

2. A title given to the person who has performed the act of haj. Usually indicates wisdom and serenity.

3. A title sometime given to an elderly Muslim who seems as wise and serene as a haj. This use of the word is controversial however.
First Person: Ahmad is back from haj!
Second Person: Great let's go and congratulate him.

I met Haj Hasan yesterday! He is so wise and respectable.

Haj Ali is a nice person but he didn't have a chance to perform haj yet. He is so eager to see Mecca.
by commentator December 01, 2007
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Haj

Jerald: Looks like we have to walk all the way back to the train station, about 1.2 miles.
Tommy: Dude WTF that shits gonna be a Haj! cant we just take a taxi?
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haj

another word for "spunk" or "gentlemen's juice"
david blaine hajed all over his glass box, as he was bored and had nothing else to do.
by D. Hine October 12, 2003
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haj

its an alternative word that means sperm, ejaculate, wank
im gonna go and haj
all slave work and no haj makes saminda a very deprived boy
the haj was warm and fresh
by =CC= October 19, 2003
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Haj Squat

When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.
Man I have to take a shit. Go do the Haj Squat by the bushes.
by Niceguysfinishfirst May 18, 2018
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thicc haj

Funny as fuck like sooooo funny I think I died multiple times from laughing and is the most sweetest and caring person 🥺
Me: peaches is bae😍
Thicc haj : lit rally luv egg zackly

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Thicc haj : Haha this is so funny omg I almost spit out my venti Carmel Frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in Extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder
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Haj Hours

Man you worked Haj Hours this week?
by UwUCoupleUwU March 31, 2022
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