knuckle hailstorm

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.

John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.

by CptAmerica April 18, 2011

golden hailstorm

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.

Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.

by mrboochieman November 29, 2013

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011

Honduran Hailstorm

A Honduran Hailstorm is the act of ejaculating out of a flying plane and into the airstream.

Downtown LA was hit with a Honduran Hailstorm today after a bunch of frat boys decided to rent a Cessna. There were two fatalities.

by Bronado December 19, 2020

Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears

Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"

by Fwcamz March 1, 2022

Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Frank Allen Hailstorm

When youre having sex with a girl from behind (there has to be a fan in the room that is turned on), you shit in your hand, throw your crap in the fan, and run out of the room before it splatters on you so the girl gets covered in your shit.

"Omg I had to dump my boyfriend he pulled a Frank Allen Hailstorm on me"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"

by 916piyump September 28, 2009