Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.
by spiderman saves the day April 15, 2008
Get the C.S.A.B.H. mug.What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
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Get the B.A.H.S.S. mug.noun- acronym for 'Bitch with Attitude thinks She's still Hot', describes a usually middle-aged woman whom many considered attractive at some point but who is no longer so, to the woman's narcissistic ignorance. A 'b.a.s.h', or 'bash' typically wears significant amounts of makeup, has overly styled hair that typically covers a good part of her face, normally wears expensive high heeled shoes, and short skirts. At distances a 'bash' often appears attractive, but up close, or in sufficient light, it is obvious she is not really attractive, or 'hot'. A 'bash' continues to act like she is still a 'twenty-something' and is very frequently a 'cougar', a woman who dates much younger men. There is, in fact, significant overlap between a 'bash' and a cougar, although it is not a complete overlap, as many cougars were never attractive once and therefore would not be a bash.
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Acronym for (B)locked (A)ccount (S)eeding (H)atred. In reference to social media accounts that actively stir the pot to get a rise out of opposing ideologies. These accounts are usually identified by being locked, having no personal pictures, having dubious locations (usually of Russian or middle eastern origin) , and can have thousands of followers. These accounts are used as method to spread propaganda to split an otherwise prosperous nation in half.
Acronym for (B)locked (A)ccount (S)eeding (H)atred. In reference to social media accounts that actively stir the pot to get a rise out of opposing ideologies. These accounts are usually identified by being locked, having no personal pictures, having dubious locations (usually of Russian or middle eastern origin) , and can have thousands of followers. These accounts are used as method to spread propaganda to split an otherwise prosperous nation in half.
by Killbillthebutcher August 20, 2025
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