gym hoe

1) a person who uses you and your gym membership but gives you nothing in exchange

2)an individual who can't get out of the gym

Homie1 :"Damn Jessica is such a gym hoe, she only talks to me when she wants to go to the gym"

Homie2:"Did you smash though?"

Homie1:"Nah fam"

Hector: "fuck man I think I'm becoming a gym hoe. I go twice a day."

by GroovyE April 6, 2016

Gym hostage

Not real, Started because of stupid fuck didn't hear what someone said. Gym hostage doesn't exist.
Kid who said "Gym hostage". His stupid cousins and sister are stupid and do not have enough IQ to know that Gym Hostage doesn't actually exist

What is gym hostage

by nugggetsssssssssssss August 20, 2018

Hong Kong Gym Shower

Any activity involving two people and Paul Rudd.

Last night Ben and I had a Hong Kong Gym Shower at the Karaoke bar.

by hailster December 14, 2010

Home Gym

Working out at home, masturbation.

Dylan spends a lot of time at home doing home gym.

by dylandoeshomegym December 24, 2010

Home gym bro

A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.

Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"

by Eric Reuth January 24, 2023

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Gymhole

A Gymhole is simply defined as an asshole who goes to the gym. They can be easily identified by the most popular gear they rock to stay in fashion and an overwhelming sense of entitlement.

I couldn't believe that gymhole refused to get out of the sauna so the janitor could clean it. The nerve of that gymhole...

by MuayhThaiYogi December 30, 2017