Gumpaliscious

When you think a grossly overweight woman is hot. You unit starts dripping peckersnot at the site of a fat ho!

Philip thought the girl at the quickie mart was gumpalisious!! Her boobs hang so low he could suck them with his head in her lap.

by TreeTopFlyer October 29, 2004

Gumpmash

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

Gumptard

Someone who is both stupid and a retard. A gumptard.

Guy 1: ''That guy's failed his test three times now''

Guy 2:''Wow, what a gumptard!''

by Mr Thinhead February 3, 2010

gumpa

a person or thing that is doing something dumb, lurky, or weird
also can be used as gumpin, yumpa gumpa, and scooby gurf gump gump.

WOW that man is really gumpin over there | Man Rymar is such a gumpa | I was gumpin down the hallway earlier

by mbrwn17 January 25, 2021

gumpasaurus rex

the words gump and tyrannosaurus rex put together. to be gumpy means to look stupid or really goofy or lame. a tyrannosaurus rex is the gumpiest dinosaur ever. so when you call someone a gumpasaurus rex you are saying that they are far beyond being gumpy.

mike: look at josh over there, hes such a weirdo.
sam: wow he looks really goofy, call him over here.
mike: hey you, gumpasaurus rex, come over here!

by aimeeleetradmark May 9, 2008

Gumpass

A gumpy mother fucker that awkwardly hangs around when its obvious that no one likes him. Very tall, very skinny, very gumpy. His feet usually point inward. Likes to wear converse and flannel shirts. Tends to believe that the smoking of pot will increase his intelligence. Has dreams of someday reaching an IQ level of double digits.

"God, im so sick of this gumpass"
"That guy is such a gumpass, look at him walk"

by penguinpro October 24, 2011

Gumpaloosa

Nickname for the city where the University of Alabama is located.

"Did you watch the game last Saturday?"

"Watch? Hell, we were there in Gumpaloosa ourselves. Was awesome watching the gumps lose."

by Wayne Windsor November 14, 2011