twelve guage

a twelve inch penis.

haley: (knock knock knock!) yo nate, what's you doin in that bathroom?

nate: just cockin my twelve guage!

by vandelay industies December 14, 2012

12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

by MACV July 25, 2008

12 Guage and Rage

When your suicidal but wanting some excitement.
You load the 12 guage shotgun and load a single shell, ready to go out with a bang but in style.

Person 1: "Dude I don't want to live anymore but at the same time I don't want to leave without a bang."
Other person: "Dude, play the 12 Guage and Rage!"

by OGSK August 20, 2020

12 guage facial

When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.

Dude, you know Tom, he has the 12 guage facial.

by USDAA 1998 October 30, 2008

Guage

An abbreviation of the word language, originated from Hunter and Aviva riffing hard on set.

Always remember to speak your guage!

by BOWGG July 14, 2025

Guage

Shortened version of language.

Yo man what kind of guage are y'all using. I understand none of it dawg.

by $kanki boi June 1, 2021