growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

by Loose Goose April 4, 2006

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.

Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!

by tugyanuts March 9, 2022

When a girl takes a shit on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. A wet tail is the best.

My girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. Then she said she felt like growing a tail.

by Super Taco August 7, 2006

Aaron made a decisive move towards the bathroom after breakfast. "That coffee got me going," he said, "I'm going to go grow the brown tail."

by Jamey V. May 7, 2007

by comehonorfaceboots November 17, 2016