Grocery Getter

When you fuck all the moms on the block and take the kids food to stock your pantry.

Hey man do you need anything from the store?
Which one are you at?
Jill’s

Is that the new hot mom 2 blocks over?
Hell yeah she has the best fruit snacks. After this I’m going to Sally’s and Fran’s for juice boxes and a sandwich.
Dude you are such a grocery getter!

Grocery Getter by JamesJ420 October 23, 2026

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

grocery-getter by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

lesbian grocery getter 

A term used to identify subaru wagons with excessive bumper stickers

Butch: "hey let's take your lesbian grocery getter to the store and buy a cucumber for tonight!"

Lizzie the lezzie: "ok, we can take my subaru."

lesbian grocery getter by fredwood March 5, 2011

grocery getters 

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.

kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.

grocery getters by yeh mutha January 9, 2009