Grits

Slang for "tits". Generally used as slang but also used to cover up that you are talking about a chick's knockers.
Did you see the grits on that slut who walked by?

Your mom might be disgusting, but man, she has a great set of grits.
by Ridgewood October 7, 2004
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Grits

1)Any STD acquired solely through sodomy.

(As of mid 80's research, there are no longer any more STDs that are believed to be acquired only through butt-sex.)

2) When a gay man has AIDS, it is assumed they acquired it through sodomy sexual activity, and, therefor, is derogatorily referred to as them having Grits.
Man 1: "This man has been diagnosed with Grits"
man 2: "this is the 90th century. It is called AIDs now."

- Grey's anatomy
by nightlover October 29, 2012
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Grits

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.
"Grits, dude. How's the day?"
by Marcos December 6, 2004
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Grits

Pageant Girl:I’m doing a grits pageant this week!
Girls friend:oh that’s really cool.
by Kimofqueensfan101 January 8, 2021
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Grits

1. a nickname used for a person that is miserable to be around, bland, and an overall terrible person 2. Nadia

This nickname is derived from the breakfast food, because Grits suck.
I didn't invite him over because he's with Grits.
by Taylor Jr. August 5, 2008
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Grits

He had a ton of grits in the sink
by ayankeefromohio April 30, 2011
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grit

Grit, Reliability, Integrity, That's grit.
Friend 1: "Wow Patrick Bateman is such a sigma male"
Friend 2: "Yhea I heard he has a lot of grit"
by $$Katz October 21, 2022
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