grimice

Ronald McDonalds retarted friend.
Possibly a giant purple butt-plug...

grimice: GRrrrrrrrrrrkanarf.
Ronald: Eat shit butt-plug.
Hamburgaler: Hey ronald I go...
Ronald: Not now, Fuck off douche-bag.n why do I hang out with a thief. FUCK! I need my crank.

by Dan Mitts January 11, 2008

gripchopper

refers to a police officer looking to bust someone breaking the law.

yo man watch out on the speed because this area is full of gripchoppers.

by Julio R February 2, 2009

gridick

gridick is some that like to eat food off somebody's dick after spunking

Connor and Matt do this to the road trip tings

Webster ' Sarah do you fancy some breakfast? '

Sarah ' No I had a spot of gridick this morning! '

by Jackodayn April 17, 2017

gripdick

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

Death Griping

this word is used when you are 20 minutes into any death grips album, usually meaning you have gone insane from how good the music is

Chris: " i can't come hang out with you guys i am Death Griping right now"
John: " it's okay, hope you don't destroy anything!"

by Maqsss September 22, 2022

Swipin' and Gripin'

What too many people do when they online date--complain. And they have no clue that all the other swiper and gripers are saying the same thing about them.

Jennifer--All the guys on this site on such liars and all they want is a hookup. Look at Rick here. That picture is so old. Why do they think I care what car they drive? Hey, what year is that Beemer? Do you think it's leased? Mmmm...looks like he lives on the Bay...
April--Stop your swipin' and gripin'. You been on that UnhingedPlentyofBumLames site for six months. Two boob jobs later and and you're still cashing your ex's checks so now he can't afford his Porsche lease anymore.
Jennifer--Whatever, I'm so over him, he was such a narcissist. Want me to see if Rick has a friend?
April--Sure...

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

gripition

the act of having grip

I had good gripition on the handle bars

by Natedawg211 February 3, 2010