Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese: when your hittin it from he back and your about to cum so you yell “I’m gonna CHEESE” as you pull a bottle of easy cheese out yo ass, spray it on her ass slap your dick on the cheese and make her suck it off.
I’m gonna go pull a grilled cheese in your sister, brb.
by Ohstepbro September 24, 2019
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Semen which, when ejaculated from the male erotic organ, is extremely "murky", "thick", or "chunky"; appearing to have the consistency of "Grilled Cheese."

Often used in conjunction with the words "sandwich", "party", or "adventure", it first appeared in modern literature around 325 AD during the Council of Nicaea when St. Alexander of Alexandria remarked to then Emperor, Constantine, that "Thine sinful Arians hast befouled our church in a manner which resembles the dripping of *grilled cheese* upon the forehead of a young concubine."
"That grilled cheese was Awesome."

He smothered her with copious amounts of grilled cheese.

"Your hands smell like grilled cheese.."
by Insesht September 13, 2011
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A sexual act where one ejaculates into another's butt crack, then pushes their cheeks together until they stick.
Bob: Jill is walking awkwardly. Did you put it in her butt?

Jim: Nah, I just gave her the ol' grilled cheese.
by ChickensWithDickens November 26, 2008
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refering to a woman's vagina
the morning after sex, playing with her pussy, was like trying to open a grilled cheese sandwich
by Gators #1 September 11, 2009
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Yea i heard u made 5 grilled cheeses in 10 minutes!
by Dasmon January 18, 2010
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Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
by TheMasterOfBates January 30, 2014
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The act of your balls/ ball sack sticking to the inner part of your thighs or gouche.
Garrett says "Hey logan, today in math i couldnt stop Grilled Cheese/ Cheesing and i felt like shoving my hand down my pants and seperating them my self!"
by Scott "Just Scott" K January 07, 2009
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