greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

Collin grensing

Is a clout chaser but a great person to be around and will always follow your clout because he is your friend

Collin grensing is a clout chaser but a chill person

by Masterdillan November 9, 2018

Gressive

South East Pennsylvania slang for pissed off, irritable, and having a problem with everything and everyone. If someone is acting gressive, they'll be on edge and likely pop off really easy. Usually comes from being humiliated, embarrassed, judged, or just from a shitty day.

Originated from the word 'aggressive'

Jay got schooled by Jim yesterday so he's been acting all gressive.

by KUKT February 13, 2015

The Greasies

After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.

I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

batty-greasing

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.

rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

Greasing Around

The act of absolutely dominating any particular activity, often in such a way that is clearly far beyond all expectation and an individual's perceived skill levels, all the while appearing entirely effortless and natural.

An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.

- Spencer: "Man, that math exam killed me."
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"

- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"

by JustAnotherGreaser August 31, 2011