the greendale effect

From the tv series community - An effect in which a person that doesn’t know what to do with there life is given Money by the dean of greendale community college and is Compelled to enroll in greendale to put purpose into there life. So the end up using the money the school gave them back to the school in exchange for classes. This method insures that the school keeps getting new students to trap inside the college

Dean: “here $500 for the taste I got of being powerful”.

Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—

Dean: “wait for it.“

Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.

Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”

Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”

Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”

Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”

Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”

by Varanm September 7, 2020

Greendale

A boring small town in Wisconsin. If you find yourself in Greendale and you're not looking to buy a $8 burger or other over priced novelties from "the village" then you probably got lost on your way to Milwaukee. 90% of the people living there are either rich plastic families or retired old couples. If you're not one of the 2 you'll probably have a run in with one of the many cops with nothing better to do.

Person 1: Where are we and why is everyone driving an SUV and smiling

Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????

Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale

by Mr. Hermes November 22, 2011

greenwald

misrepresent a more intelligent person’s superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism

“You know someone's losing the argument when they greenwald their opponent"

by Matthew Andy Smith April 9, 2016

Alex Greenwald

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.

George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"

by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018

Alex Greenwald

Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.

Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."

by awesssssssssome January 19, 2009

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary school is the better than Punggol Secondary school. The teachers in Greendale Secondary school genuinely cares about the students’ well being and are decent towards the behaviour. The teachers and the year heads are also very friendly and chats with students on a daily basis like a friend. In Greendale, students are treated like a one big family. It is a positive, cheerful and motivational environment that many students see it as a ‘second home.’ It offers unique experiences such as outdoor cooking during physical education, camps, class sales, games carnival, Greendale carnival and so on. The class sales is a unique experience for many Greendale students. The teachers are able to notice your unsteady emotions and gives advice to you. They are really trustful unlike other schools.

Primary six student: I wanna go to Punggol Secondary School
Parents: Go to Greendale Secondary School. You will enjoy better there.

by Greendale Students pride 2021 August 20, 2021

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary School is the one of the better schools in its neighbourhood, it is of higher standard than Edgefield Secondary School and Punggol Secondary school. While budget can be questionable but thats normal for a new school, the behaviour of the students far exceeds Edgefield or Punggol Sec. Not as much xmm and the yps are defintely toned down. Teachers are also decent and care for their students. While Greendale is not perfect, students are defintely proud to call it their second home. (I've seen some negative reviews abt Edgefield in the urban dictionary, so i decided to give Greendale some love)

I want to go to Greendale Secondary school after my PSLE.

by Greendalepride2021 August 16, 2021