Green Machine 

A meth-based ecstasy.

Will make you jittery and alert. You could probably take a test on green machine, or do something that requires a lot of focus. Makes everything pop out. If your mind is cleared before you pop it, you will feel energized and happy.
If you're taking it to get escape reality cause you're stressed, side effects are being angsty, paranoia, depression.

I'm on green machine right now.

Green Machine by E-tarded Hottie September 4, 2009

Green Machine 

When you take a green smoothie and rub it on your body and drink it off of you

Damn my cock taste good after a Green Machine

Green Machine by CREAMSTER69 September 6, 2021

Green machine 

A term used to call a girl who likes to hoe around

Taylor was such a green machine last night.

Green machine by Jajkakakkaka June 13, 2024

big fat green machine horse cock 

read the word you faggot

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock

big fat green machine horse cock by shit cock and balls March 2, 2020

The Green Machine 

A mysterious green machine that can be used for about anything you can think of. It's at the Peoria Campus of Tulsa Technology Center, in Oklahoma.

It has many relatives at the campus, but they are no match for it's 'Big Bertha' attachment.

Also, it's Pilot is Mr. Dean. It's a fun jingle to sing.

(Also can be called GM.)

Guy #1: I bet they spend the whole night riding the Green Machine!
Guy #2: That's why it smells like burnt rubber!

The Jingle:
"The Green Machine, owned and operated by Mr. Dean!"

The Green Machine by Clifford B. April 13, 2005

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

green cheese machine by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

Lean green meme machine 

A person of any of the 500 genders or species, that make dank memes for not only entertainment but as a religion.

Steve: yo that lit, 420, 360 notescope, here comes dat boi.
Me: wow steve, your one heck of a lean green meme machine.
Steve: ( Dead serious) Im more dead inside the xx.
Me: we dont speak of x, rip x in the chat.(cries)
(sene fades to Black)

Lean green meme machine by TheOnly1of1 October 29, 2018