grazer

n. When you take a very sticky crap and it grazes your balls, leaving a brown streak.

Oh, man, did you hear about Frank?

No, what happened?

He was getting blow job from Becca then she threw up.

Really? Why?

Turns out he took a grazer not ten minutes earlier.

Man...

by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011

grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

grazer

to have your privates completely shaven

wow....my grazer got rid of all my itching

by Kepian June 29, 2007

grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 2, 2014

grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 2, 2014

grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

grazer

Grazer - to eat grapes whilst working at tesco.

That Nathan is such a grazer, he worked at Tesco and ate a whole grape - then got caught for grazing, whilst laughing! All he had to do was pay for it!

by William-Shakespeare August 16, 2016