bum gravy

well this happens a milli-second after a cough, sneeze or a little fart, it is the watery shity stuff that skids your boxers, sometimes you arnt sure if it has happened and have to check, other times you know for sure. bum gravy

oh no i just had bum gravy!

by dougiemc January 20, 2009

bum gravy

when practicing anal sex, sometime you may notice a thin sludgy brown liquid on your penis. this is known as bum gravy.

i took home this girl the other night, we had normal sex, then decided to try anal. about five minutes later my penis was covered in bum gravy. not a pretty sight!!!

by steven clarey September 14, 2007

Bum Gravy

runnny glutinous shit

that new mark ronson record is bum gravy bad

by furry baby July 3, 2008

Bum Gravy

A really really wet poop

Person 1: ew who just blew up the bathroom, its stinks
Person 2: Sorry i just did a Bum Gravy

by jcattywatty December 20, 2010

Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week

oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

Fiery bum gravy

It is the result of eating a red hot curry and the effect on your natural bodily functions. It is easily identified by the orangey colouration and the burning pain caused when you visit the toilet.

"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."

by bigrodgerb May 14, 2010