gratitude bump

When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.
Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.
by steve randy March 25, 2015
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ample gratitudes

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.
I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.
by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017
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kiss of gratitude

the type of kiss you give your homies to show how much you appreciate them
ayo give me a kiss of gratitude rn
by darth_dracco January 13, 2021
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Ukrainian gratitude

Ukrainian gratitude is when you do something good for the person, but they spit in your eye and demand more
Elon Musk: Hey, maybe we could come to an peace talks to end this massacre?

Ukrainian gratitude shown by blue-check mark twitter users: Your job is to give us the Starlink and shut the fuck up.
by Paul Bader October 14, 2022
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Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.
McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
by The Girl Shepherd May 02, 2018
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huge debt of gratitude

We, the people of the free world, owe George W. Bush a huge debt of gratitude.
by farkingsubby April 18, 2008
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Gratitude Deficiency

Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/

Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.

Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.

Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe

Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim

Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"

Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
by Mrs.Get.Dough June 02, 2025
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