When you’re sleeping in a haunted house and a ghost jacks you off. Mostly male exclusive, though gender neutral.
by PeePooBoi March 09, 2024
(n); One who grasps a prolapsed anus in such a way that it represents Patrick Star telling Squidward Tentacles to "firmly grasp" a jellyfishing net.
Dude, we had severe anal and I couldn't help but be a firm grasper and put her in extreme pain and pleasure.
by firmgrasper February 06, 2014
by McLovin’s sidepiece January 23, 2022