Grantism

A word so gravenly misspelled that even an autospellchecker can not hazard a guess as to what would it should be and hence changes the word into something with a meaning completely different from what it was meant to be.

jim: "shame its not in london, would have been awesome to go bowling wearing a dressing gown, getting drunk on white rushings whilst complaining about how much that rug really tied the room together"

cobob: "white rushings?"

Jim: "and thats white russians btw, sorry for the grantism."

by Eldude January 2, 2009

giantist

a larger than average scientist

"Did you see that scientist? He was huge! Some might even call him a... GIANTIST!"

by Snowballs Chance August 11, 2019

Grantism

A condition where you’re smart on the inside, not very smart on the outside

Named after a guy named Grant

That guy looks acts like he has grantism

by Jland March 7, 2019

gransister

Fucking the whole family bloodline

Im going to pull a gransister!

by Francebabe July 8, 2023

Grantism

When someone makes an unintelligent response to something

Kyan-“come to the party at my house at 7:00”

Grant-“so we are going at 6 then? And where?”
Kyan-“stop having grantisms grant”

by anonymous May 31, 2024