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Guantanamoron (gwan ta na mo ron) NOUN. Any murderer, rapist or torturer who claims they did not know that murder, rape and torture are illegal. Also, ‘Gitmoron.’ From the U.S. Army prison guards and CIA interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and “moron.”
I saw these burn marks on the kid's neck. So I asked him, "What happened? and he said, "I bad." The father had been burning his six-year-old with lit cigarettes. I confronted him and he said, "We do it all the time in my country." We got Child Protective Services on his ass and they locked up the Guantanamoron.
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Get the guantanamo mug.The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
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by The milky boy kid August 12, 2018
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Sorry dude, I accidentally ruined that shirt I borrowed when I had to use it to give this chick a Guantanamo Geronimo.
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