Grandpa

He left my dad

Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"

by Adrianthenoob November 9, 2020

grandpa

An over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows

A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa

by definitionmassah January 28, 2004

Grandpa

A guy that annoys you by saying that you like to touch old men and also a guy that is inappropriate

"Grandpa shut the fuck up"

by Sheriff Domestic November 6, 2020

grandpa

code name for the guy in Louisiana..that works on women's stuff....for free

Kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything

by Master4passion October 16, 2011

grandpa

A really grumpy man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, albeit wise, old man, who is easily irritated by crazy women.

Grandpa none whatsoever for this page

by smoothee September 30, 2005

Grandpa

Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.

Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.

by comett675 June 25, 2009

grandpa

how to get miney

perosn 1) bro how you get that money
person 2) oh, my grandpa

by hdbffbfjjffjjsaklsbd January 28, 2020