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Grand Theft Auto 

A really good videogame series (refering to GTA3 and all successors) that throws you into a parody of some major US city where you make a shitload of money by stealing, drug-dealing, shooting-up rival gangs and preforming various other errands for criminals, gangs, and other scumbags, and then just wreak havok or screw a hooker in your spare time. Plagued (along with every other videogame in history) by a fanbase that consists primarily of hyperactive, crack-addicted 12-year-old boys who couldn't pass a 1st grade spelling-bee if their lives depended on it. Yeah, you all know who you are. The majority of the game's "mature" players must not frequent Internet forums that often.

Oh, and this series also seems to routinely get blamed for the idiotic actions of a few Rednecks and urban white trash by gun control freaks and suburban pussies who want to punish everyone in the world for the misdeeds of a few dozen morons.
GTA is really good stress therapy if you have to drive 40 miles through some of the shittiest traffic in your region to get to work each day.
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Grand Theft Auto 

Grand Theft Auto by cooj September 15, 2004

Grand Theft Auto 

1. A mexican pastime
2. A popular computer game series
When Mexicans get bored, it's time for grand theft auto.
Grand Theft Auto by Poopyhead June 24, 2003

Grand Theft Auto 

The game you play when mom is at the supermarket.
kid: hey dude wanna play Grand Theft Auto? My mom isnt home!
friend: what about your dad?
kid: eh, he doesnt really give to shits about what i play.
Grand Theft Auto by Sack o' Flaps February 11, 2019

Grand Theft Auto 

A way of telling someone that you will rob them, violently and painfully.
Hey, old lady! I'm gonna Grand Theft Auto you if you keep moving!
Grand Theft Auto by DrDawg420 October 29, 2022