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Gran Turismo 

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.
Gran Turismo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Gran Turismo 4

A racing video game for ps2 with over 600 cars, over 60 tracks, and some ridiculously long endurance races.
Gran Turismo 4 by 5'11"Racer September 25, 2006

Gran Turismo Hangover

The after effects of playing Gran Turismo for long amounts of time include: The urge to ram other cars on the road while driving in real life; the desire to go as fast as your car possibly can; the yearning to pass four cars on one turn of the road.
LaTrez: Yo! I've been trying to crash all these bitches up on the highway.
Dee: Sounds like you've got Gran Turismo hangover
Gran Turismo Hangover by LaTrez Nash September 4, 2013

Gran Turismo 5 

The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.

Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.
Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.

Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.
Gran Turismo 5 by Mr. Go June 8, 2011

Gran Turismo 5 

The Definitive racing game of this generation
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Gran Turismo 5? It's the definitive racing game of this generation! NOT FORZA
Gran Turismo 5 by forzasucks July 23, 2009

Gran Turismo Sport

The real driving simulator, a fun play station game to race on tracks with high quality graphics and physics. You can play with motorsport enthusiasts and immature kids or just play by yourself. It’s main focus is competitive online racing, supported by the international governing body of motorsport. (Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile)
“Honey I can’t wash the dishes I’m racing on ‘Gran Turismo Sport’ with the boys tonight”
Gran Turismo Sport by wheelspeed February 23, 2021

Gran Turismo 2 

Playing gran turismo 2 in rome circuit:
Gt40: *cheats*
Nissan skyline: انت ميت بالفعل
Gran Turismo 2 by Danethemane August 20, 2020