Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.
Me, on the above: Fuck the government.
Me, on the above: Fuck the government.
by fuck the state October 30, 2007
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Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
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Romney humiliated by debate moderator
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
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Romney humiliated by debate moderator
by jcb82 October 19, 2012
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by JACK BAUER September 29, 2003
Get the governator mug.A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.
Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?
Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."
Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"
Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."
Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"
Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011
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Get the Governer mug.1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.
2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.
“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson
“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin
“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln
I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means
2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.
“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson
“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin
“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln
I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means
Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?
Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.
Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?
Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"
Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.
Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.
Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.
Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?
Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"
Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.
Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.
by M Stillman June 29, 2006
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*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff
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