government cheese

A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are “drinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.

I work hard for my cheddar, but Danny—who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from urbandictionary.com—is just Government Cheese.

by Your tax payer dollars at work August 4, 2006

Government cheese

a hot girl with a nice ass that you suspect was at sometime fed with food stamps.

Ted said to Chris about the hot girl standing at the corner,"Look at all the government cheese."

by Smart but lazy June 8, 2021

government cheese

A bureaucrat who is really difficult to deal with; an official who will not bend the rules, someone who always does the government's bidding

That government cheese would not let me file a complaint with the court because I spelled Cort ("Court") wrong.

by David Casey December 1, 2004

Government cheese

Cheese made by the U.S government that is sent to Panchitos

This burger tastes like lexi fold and Government Cheese

by Govcheese November 17, 2019

Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.

Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.

by Brian schwisow January 22, 2023