dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.
by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004
Get the gooch goblins mug.A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch
A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)
The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)
The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler
That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)
We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler
That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)
We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009
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by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
Get the Gooch Goblin mug.1. same as goblin gooch, but describing a person moreso than their chode.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.
by gooch goblin July 1, 2006
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Get the Gooch goblins mug.A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
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