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The goops

The condition in which your digestive system processes in sudden spurts. Usually characterized by periods of quick shifting and loud gurgles caused by shifting pockets of air and digesting materials.

This condition is commonly brought on by spicy foods or poor diets. The goops are commonly followed by a case of diarhea.
"Man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos. Now I've got The Goops and it's killing me."
by Stevehockey4 March 17, 2010
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Gooped

When I arrived home I realized the person gooped me saying they were selling me weed
by Maggster4657 October 28, 2017
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Gooped

shorty was talking crazy, I think she was gooped.
by C.A.P August 4, 2007
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gooping

Using Google to gather information from its accounts without having reasonable suspicion, probable cause, or a proper warrant signed by a judge, which is required when law enforcement or agents of the government collect information, which is really protected by the Fourth Amendment of the United States, an amendment that is routinely and quite commonly ignored whenever it comes to anything on the internet
Agent Joe Friday was gooping all over the FBI offices yesterday, moving from one computer to the next, consistently violating the Fourth Amendment and thus contributing to the total lack of respect that young people have for personal liberties facearresting facebooking and arraignment
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 2, 2014
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goop

The excretion made by a vagina when the woman is being pleasured like never before. It is similar to elmers glue leaking out of the bottle.
Ted made Mary goop like never before last night, she gooped so much that she soaked through the sheets.
by Makemegoop May 15, 2009
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Gooped

Getting drunk to the level of waking up in a random suburban home
Bro like this late night is not that laets, let’s get gooped soon
by N. Jawnson December 8, 2019
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goop

"You got some goop my dude?"
"Only da greenest, homie"
by skeemon June 23, 2008
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