good morning

The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.

I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.

by RBurton May 14, 2008

good morning

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way

Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning

by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010

Good Morning

A Morning in which a person masturbates

I had a good morning too!

by Jorje November 21, 2004

Good Morning

When you wake a girl up by skull fucking her and yelling GOOD MORNING!

My wife was gonna be late for her meeting so I made sure to wake her up with a good morning.

by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 20, 2019

Good Morning

Lets have eggs and Bacon.

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤

by Krkič April 23, 2019

"Good Morning"!

The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)

*Coming downstairs*
"GOOD MORNING"!

by Big.W February 07, 2011

Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011