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Gongeritis

Another way to use the word Gong or gonger. Pertains to someone having the symptoms of a gong or gong syndrome.

Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.

If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."
Kyle has a serious case of gongeritis.

Just can't shake that gongeritis eh?
by Getalinewet October 1, 2009
mugGet the Gongeritismug.

gonger

One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of Helen Keller.
Yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?

Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.

Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.
by skrewy March 17, 2008
mugGet the gongermug.

gonger

An unknown pig like creature who is obsessed with retards and piss.
Get of me you fucking GONGER!
by Salmon834 January 30, 2012
mugGet the gongermug.

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.
Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021
mugGet the Gonger puttymug.

Gonger

Gonger is like the word a-nie no one knows what it is.

you can use the word gonger if someone is annoying.
*guy* fuck you faggot

*you* you such and gonger
by gamerdk123 November 28, 2019
mugGet the Gongermug.

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"
by robotratking123 August 30, 2022
mugGet the gonger bonkmug.

Gongers

Thick but short fingers typically on a woman can also be on a man.
Wrap you gongers round that beer.....

Hey have you seen the gongers on my girlfriend Sally quipped and grinned.
by Rojacks September 6, 2019
mugGet the Gongersmug.

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