the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 25, 2004
One who does exceedingly stupid or irrational things, usually but not necessarily while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The word is believed to have originated as a spin-off of the 1976 ABC sitcom ‘The Gong Show’ where participants would perform until the judges deemed their performance too awful to continue. Note: gong show is commonly abbreviated to 'gong'. The act of calling somone a gong show is often accompanied by two of his buddies bashing an immaginary gong.
Wow, he's got vodka taped to his balls, what a gong show!
Tribe, your a fuckin gong show!
He just slid head 1st into a giant mud puddle 10 minutes before his philosophy exam, what a gong.
Tribe, your a fuckin gong show!
He just slid head 1st into a giant mud puddle 10 minutes before his philosophy exam, what a gong.
by Matt Tribe December 15, 2003
Ben: Boys we just landed in Miami on a Friday
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.
Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.
Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly
by kenny chezney February 23, 2022
bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude
this place is a fucking gong show.
by newbruno August 02, 2006
man trying to show alch the way is like going to a fucking gong-show; man i went to the mall its a fucking gong-show
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
an out of control scene, area, sporting event. pretty much anything out of control, off the hook, etc.
by Anonymous February 03, 2003
Based on the 70's amateur 'talent' show, the Gong Show. Applied to entertainment, it means cheesy and out of control, OR completely ruined through the good intentions of amateurs.
They had three bands scheduled, but the first one was the total gong show, so almost everyone left.
What the--? I thought this was supposed to be a presidential address, and I get the gong show?
What the--? I thought this was supposed to be a presidential address, and I get the gong show?
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003