A Sexually Transmitted Disease afflicting overpaid golfers located primarily on the scrotum. (See: Tiger Woods)
Man, I got so much skank ass this past weekend in vegas I think I'm coming down with the Golf Clap. I can't stop scratching my balls!
by Butt Rustler October 22, 2010
1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain.
c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume.
c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume.
1. He dropped his fully-loaded cafeteria tray, breaking all the dishes. Naturally, we gave him a golf clap.
2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap.
2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap.
by Joan Touzet February 13, 2004
Originally, "golf clap" was used to mean a sarcastic applause, for example the kind of applause that is given when someone drops their food tray in a cafeteria. However, it is increasingly being used to mean a sincere show of appreciation, especially on FARK.COM.
by webgrunt May 25, 2005
A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.
by Lady Csyde January 08, 2004
The golf clap is considered the most sophisticated clap of American culture and is normally associated with the upper classes. It is unusual in that it is preformed with a bit of reservation and thoughtful rhythm, unlike other claps which consist of haphazardly flailing obese arms in hopes that the palms occasionally make contact to produce the loudest noise possible.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
Renowned American stateswoman Sarah Palin preforms a golf clap after taking out wolf packs and moose herds with missiles from her Apache hunting helicopter.
by Eutectic September 10, 2012
by lastdayofmagic March 03, 2010
Venereal disease you get while playing golf.
He farked the hostess behind the dumpster at the ninth hole bar and a few weeks later came down with the golf clap
by Tiger Woods March 07, 2005