golden retriever boy

A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.

Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!

by TheColdFreek September 28, 2020

golden retriever boy

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot

"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"

by sauced pickles May 6, 2023

Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.

"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me

by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024