Golden Retrievers are quite possibly the best breed of dog in the world. Originally bred to retrieve waterfowl around the late 1800s, this dog has since evolved into a war dog. Golden Retrievers have seen action against the Commies, Nazis, and Al Qaeda terrorists.
I'm off to Iraq, where is my Golden Retriever?
Sarah is a war dog, she totally just ripped Ice a new one.
If you don't agree with this definition, Sarah the War Dog will rip you a new one.
Sarah is a war dog, she totally just ripped Ice a new one.
If you don't agree with this definition, Sarah the War Dog will rip you a new one.
by Sarah/Ice February 3, 2008
Get the Golden Retrievermug. A dog that sneaks food from children while passing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same sex humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the ass. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.
by Siliara February 21, 2010
Get the Golden Retrievermug. A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.
Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."
"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."
"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
by snot-bot October 4, 2018
Get the Golden Retrievermug. Another word for a gold digger. A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.
"She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."
- Super Furry Animals
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."
- Super Furry Animals
by Sean E Sean July 22, 2010
Get the golden retrievermug. * An overly bubbly and bouncy fake blond girl with huge boobs
* An overly blond girl who is so annoying and stupid you just wanna punch her in the face
* An overly blond girl who is so annoying and stupid you just wanna punch her in the face
by Ivna July 4, 2005
Get the Golden Retrievermug. A sexual act consisting of urinating in a partner's anus or vagina and then slowly sucking it out with one's mouth.
"Dude, I went on a date with Emily!"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"
by Stinky Schulman January 7, 2012
Get the Golden Retrievermug. a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling!!
*a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling.
person A: “wow, i just meet a girl earlier and she is basically a human golden retriever!!”
person B: “aww!! aren’t golden retriever girls just the best!!”
person A: “wow, i just meet a girl earlier and she is basically a human golden retriever!!”
person B: “aww!! aren’t golden retriever girls just the best!!”
by fakeblondedog June 23, 2022
Get the golden retriever girlmug.