selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 12, 2017

I feel like a god

Feeling like the god of life and death, deciding if someone lives or dies. or just if you wanna kill someone

"i feel like a god"
"lets do it"

by Orphanmicrowaver April 30, 2021

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!

I wish I knew, sorry young one

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

by Am I black? December 1, 2020

It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

selling like a god church

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017

Like the Fist of an Angry God

To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".

OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.

by Justin Yomama January 17, 2008

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016