Goblin Mode

The act of getting completely naked and masturbating for over 3 hours with no breaks.

Dude why were you up do late?
Sorry, i was in goblin Mode

by Pepperoni_pii September 05, 2022

goblin mode

dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.

A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.

Goblin mode? What the fuck is going on in modern day society?

by Michelle Litoris, PhD December 30, 2022

Goblin mode

When you ascend god (gives you the want for blood). When an individual enters goblin mode there is a 90% that individual will die, if they survive for 7 hours and 26 minutes they will ascend there chosen deity.

Your honour, at the time of the incident my client was in “goblin mode”

by Snz June 14, 2023

Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it

I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!

by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 06, 2022

Goblin Mode

Spontaneous twitter space hosted by goblins for humans in celebration of revealing a new goblin technology.

Often accompanied by grunting, burping, farting and occasionally manic laughter.

"ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤGGGₕₕₕₕₕ gₒbbₗᵢₙₛ GₒBₗᵢₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₛ"
"dₒwₙ dₒwₙ ₜₒ gₒbₗᵢₙ ₜₒwₙ"
"Wᵃᶻᶻᶻᶻᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵖ"
"ₕᵤₑₕᵤₐₕₑgₑₕₐg"

"I am going full goblin mode"

by @Pupibatthoru May 31, 2022

Goblin Mode

When one decides to participate in evil and vile activities such as being chronically online.

"Professor please restrain me, I'm about to go Goblin Mode." - Leg

by Trech00 November 23, 2022

goblin mode

when one mounts as a goblin would as they mate into the sunset

vlad: imagine someone going goblin mode under the concession stand, at 12 pm.
issac: dear god no!
vlad: but why? it would be so hot

issac: upon further consideration, it would be hot
both: (screaming) G O B L I N M O D E!!!

by lord thundercock March 08, 2022