Goach

An Infected butt pimple on a gorilla. ( See Noach )

That Goach is disgusting, someone needs to pop it fast!

by I AM THAT GUYYY September 15, 2010

goach

A fake as purse that is a uly ass look alike of a coach bad. Usually w/ jiant G's all over the bag ..and it aint guess

Yo check out that girl tryin to bling her Goach, she ghetto as all.

by stomper November 18, 2003

Goach

A roach, someone who is ugly, that is a queer. The words; gay and roach are combined to make goach. Therefore, an ugly queer. This word is used as an insult.

"Did you see the new boy today?"

"Yeah, he looks like a goach."

by Spicy Mulk August 10, 2019

goach bag

A knock off coach bag. Hello, we know its fake! Coach is spelled with a C, not a G. Owning one of these should be considered a a sin. Not only does everyone know it's a fake, but we are all pointing and laughing too.

Oh my god look at her Goach bag, it is so Generic, what's the point?

by kb4 April 26, 2006

goach

the goat coach. the most goatted coach.

That dude is the goach.
That car is goachly.
That food was goached.

by thegoach February 26, 2024

Goach

goach Is respected in party finder (and is legit)

damn trash ur such a goach — teach me routes bro

ur a certified goach!
(tresh is a pedo...)

by Marious333 July 26, 2025

The Goach

A teacher who is well versed in ye oldy medieval shakespearean performences by himself

THE GOACH IS AMAZING AT TEACHING, D'U GET ME!!

by Hey boo bear June 3, 2025