by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009
Get the gnarbeque mug.Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.
So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.
**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.
But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.
**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.
But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
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This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.
by Rightcheek June 5, 2011
Get the gnarliest friend mug.1. An epic combination of gnarly and nice.
2. An adjective used to describe something nicer than gnarly and gnarlier than nice.
3. Insane, super cool, exceptional
2. An adjective used to describe something nicer than gnarly and gnarlier than nice.
3. Insane, super cool, exceptional
1. Gnarce! That cop just pepper-sprayed that Occupy hipster in the molestertache!
2. That gnarce Nun just did a kickflip off that Juggalo's head!
3. Mason, "Bro, I went to the liquor store and they were giving away free beer!"
Wade, "Gnarce!"
2. That gnarce Nun just did a kickflip off that Juggalo's head!
3. Mason, "Bro, I went to the liquor store and they were giving away free beer!"
Wade, "Gnarce!"
by dub5000 December 18, 2011
Get the Gnarce mug.1.)Pretty much agreeing with how sick something is.
-utilizing the root word Gnar.
2.)Or explaining the level of flyness incorporated in that subject, item, or idea.
3.) It's kinda like saying its the shit but better.
-utilizing the root word Gnar.
2.)Or explaining the level of flyness incorporated in that subject, item, or idea.
3.) It's kinda like saying its the shit but better.
1.Dude, did you see that fool tear up that jump?
It was Gnarlz brah!
2. We getttin some bitches tonite bro?
Hellz yeah, imma hit Amber her pussy is Gnarlz fool!
It was Gnarlz brah!
2. We getttin some bitches tonite bro?
Hellz yeah, imma hit Amber her pussy is Gnarlz fool!
by BuHBaKUUSH April 14, 2010
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Get the Gnarve mug.A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.
"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"
"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."
Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."
Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
by gnarhead January 13, 2011
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