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Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
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