Globaled

To make a wow character cry. To make them not able to attack.

Yo boxxy, you globaled that guy.

Yeah and he died cause he could not attack me.

by boxxybaby June 28, 2010

Globalize China

A slang term for oral sex

Hey girl, let’s go Globalize China back at my place

by thebankofjesuschrist November 5, 2017

Globaled

When you get killed by another player in the space of a single global cooldown in WoW

Yo that dude just globaled me, he must have some sick gear!

by Skeej November 22, 2017

Globalizing

A term used to define someone who engages in gay or homosexual intercourse with people all over the world.

Joe is probably off Globalizing instead of doing his job, I hope he comes back soon.

by TheUnknowns October 15, 2020

Globalization

Exportation of slavery.

Many manufacturing workers in China that produce western products are paid just enough to eat and drink. It's outright globalization!

by noThanks326 August 21, 2021

Globalization

Something you spend way too long on in geography.

Person 1: Damn bro we've been talking about globalization for hours
Person 2: I know right

by ThatAnonymousBloke April 6, 2022

Theory of Constructed Globalization

The view that "globalization"—the dense interconnection of economies, cultures, and politics—is not an inevitable, natural force like the weather, but a political project built by specific policies. Trade agreements, container shipping standards, international financial regulations, and telecom treaties are the deliberate architectural plans. The "global village" feels like a reality, but it is a constructed infrastructure that could be built differently, or dismantled.

Example: "Your phone, with parts from 12 countries, feels like proof of 'natural' globalization. The Theory of Constructed Globalization points to the blueprint: the 1990s WTO agreements that slashed tariffs, the ISO shipping container specs, and the U.S. Navy's protection of sea lanes. This connectivity isn't gravity; it's a carefully engineered system. Calling it 'inevitable' just hides the power of the engineers."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026