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Tankoo The Goat

Tankoo Theg was raised in Chicago.
Tankoo The Goat is a upcoming rapper from Chicago.
by Tankoo The G December 17, 2021
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hairy goat

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.
I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with
by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015
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Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Rapper And Singer From Chicago. Tankoo The Goat Will Be The Best Coming Out Of Chicago. Tankoo The G / Tankoo The Goat / Tank The G / Tank The Goat / The King Of Chicago.
by Tankoo The G May 15, 2022
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Goat-Fuckers International

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.
Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .
by gfihater March 13, 2016
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Goat Simulator

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.
I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.
by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014
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You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.
Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.
by Drokhan May 8, 2014
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goat kiss

To strike another person In the face with your forehead, while face to face in conversation, by surprise, for no reason, to initiate a fight, or to end a conversation or fight promptly if done with enough force. A head butt delivered promptly with haste, suprise and often no reason.
"I can't belive you just headbutted that bouncer! What hell!?!"

"It was just a little goat kiss, I had nothing but love... Anyways it was just a peck. I didn't know he was gonna fold up like that."

"I guess he cannot say you sucker punched him...."
by onegoatboy May 26, 2015
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