glitter dick

the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.

I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

glitter dicked

When a man or woman has come in sexual contact with someone who has glitter dick

Brittany, you really should see a doctor if you think your ex glitter dicked you.

by TomatoTomandJerry February 3, 2013

glitter dick

Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.

Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day

by N_E_K May 30, 2016

glitter dick

a penis that has received oral sex from a female wearing glittery lipstick

my friend got a blow job from a chick with glittery lipstick, so he has glitter dick

by Jeanineg6 January 6, 2008

Glitter Dick Disorder

A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.

Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder

by Bennnndover October 23, 2019

dick glitter

n. a party friendly way of talking about herpes. Gender neutral.

Girl 1: So how was your weekend?
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.

Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.

by lizf22 March 10, 2014

Glitter Dick

The fancy way to fuck someone

Your mom has a Glitter Dick

by McFetacheese November 6, 2017