Skip to main content

Girl on the Internet Syndrome 

An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.
Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.

Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
Girl on the Internet Syndrome mug front
Get the Girl on the Internet Syndrome mug.
See more merch

girl on fire 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Shes the girl on fire. She's got a tough exterior that may scare some people away but inside, she's soft hearted and gentle. She's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, lost in an enigma. If you don't want to solve her, gtfo. She's beyond beautiful on the outside but her inside shines through when she finally lets you break down some bricks to her VERY tall wall. Don't make her mad because you won't hear from her for days. She's a girl on fire with a hothead temper! Texting her 50 times that you're sorry does not help so don't do it. Shes the most stubborn person you'll ever meet but when things are good, she's the sweetest!! She's highly intelligent with an awesome personality. She's the perfect girl. She'll laugh at your jokes and even joke with you. She'll make you feel on top of the world if you can make her feel like the only girl in the world. She has terrific music taste! She's super sexy in her snowboarding gear and she's got the hottest stomach ever! She's by far, hands down the MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ALIVE. So beautiful, she is the girl on fire!!! Oh, and she does not like buttercream frosting! Get her the whipped cream one for her birthday. Whoever ends up with this beautiful girl will be the luckiest person alive. I truly mean that.
That girl is perfect! Of course she is! She's the girl on fire! fire canoe

girl on top

when you are having sex and the girl is on top. Best position ever because the guy gets a full view of the girl riding him. He gets to hold and see her tits boucning. He can also rub her clit while she moves her hips on top of him. For the girl, it hits all the right spots and you are in control. You can lean over him and kiss while you ride slowly, arching the back. Or you can sit up and ride that dick like never before. Its amazing and everyone should do it! Now!
"I told that bitch I wanted to try girl on top and she rode me better than anyone before." -Bob

"I rocked his world last night when I rode him." -Sally
girl on top by Hashvan February 4, 2008

Fittest Girl on the Bus 

A condition where you are in the company of a select group of random people, for instance on the bus. There's a girl that within the general public you may rate 6/10. However as she is the fittest girl on the bus she looks more like a 9/10.
Guy 1 : Woahh, that girl on the bus was stunning!

Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!

girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.
I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.
girl on top by sex addict101 March 6, 2008

Look at the girl on those tits 

An expression used when you see a girl, usually petite, with very large breasts. They are too big to say, "Look at those tits on that girl but rather, "Look at the girl on those tits."
Mike:"Look at the girl on those tits."

John:"Jesus! She must have serious back problems.

stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files 

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files
Hey ( insert name here ), I have two words for you: Marry Me!

I luv u, ( insert name here )!